This is the story of Bonnie and Clyde. They were happy little lobsters. One day a mean boy named Tim came and gave them a bath in hot water. They were so mad they turned red. Then the mean boy ate them. The end.
So we got some money donated to make a good meal. So we did. Lobster and swordfish. And nice cheeses. Mmmmmmm.....
posted by Tim at 2:30 AM
2 Comments:
Thanks for killing my dream to become a children's literary icon. I'll be sure dedicate my first book to you.
i hear that steaming lobster is better than boiling it. i think steam hurts more too...this little known science fact is sure to add more adventure to your story. ouch!
the more the gore the better it'll sell in the children's bookstore.
(i made that up. i think poetry is one of my spiritual gifts.)
Mary-Ann
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